i used to stay up late at night and watch youtube poops when i first got my ipod touch and i would laugh so hard that my parents would come in and take my ipod away but i still did it every night
giving birth on labor day
hey isn’t it weird how I CAN ONLY FOLLOW PEOPLE FROM DEXTERITY BECAUSE IT WAS MY FIRST AND THEREFORE PRIMARY BLOG YEAH ITS WIERD
i got a date to prom and my pores noticed so to celebrate they have generously given me a huge pimple right on my chin and prom is in like a week

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
(Source: squiiiije, via fatblackpeople)